imagine getting married
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
I’m always the friend who
and whenever I do
they just look at me like
you really said that?
YES I REALLY FUCKING SAID THAT.
a child’s skull before losing baby teeth.
CHILDREN ARE FREAKS
That is the most fascinating thing i have seen. In like ever.
pretty sure i’ve reblogged this too many times
oh my god
wait so does the jaw heal itself or do we keep those GAPPING HOLES?
i’m gonna feel my jaw for holes
I think I can feel holes oh god.
There’s now a buttload of people on Tumblr just feeling their own faces.
That makes me uneasy